[false suicides have a record of not being a good choice of action around Lemony Snicket, for certain. even so, he'll gather up his things quickly and move to wait for Allen at the bottom of the fire escape, lowering his voice]

I'm sorry, I'm vaguely puzzled by your rhetoric. Do you mean it's safe for anyone who may not be human, because they are the ones making it unsafe for humans, or do you mean that it's not safe in general, particularly for humans, of which I happen to be one?