Dr. Douchebag - IT'S NEVER LUPUS
Canon: Dickface MD
Loss: unable to be alone for too long + can't wish for narcotics
Mun: She who plays terrible people who can kill you with a stick
Status: Asshole
Background: everything sucked and then Mithos took over so he went lolbyebitch and went off to the dead zone where he set up a distillery and is the reason there's so much alcohol floating around out there (you are all very welcome). Despite being far away, he is perfectly capable of diagnosing and generally bullying around everyone through the journal. At least y'all can slam the cover shut on him now.

actually forced to go out to the dead zone for his own well-being because cant run from angels and everyone else in resistance hq except his idiot student wanted to kill him

also kind of forever worried about idiot student and sends him care packages disguised as offensive shit to cover up the whole caring thing. also on occassion sends aforementioned idiot student whiskey disguised as food so idiot student pops cap open all excited and promptly passes out. yes he's kind of an asshole why do you ask
Notes: House is sexy and he knows it