Maybe we can bank on it being obvious! Let's see... if we put a fire on that side of town-- [she points waaaaay off in the distance] and then we release a dog or something on that side of town-- [and now she points at the other side of town] they'll think that they have to go investigate the dog situation, leaving us an opening to go through the middle!
[it's an awful plan, she's just trying to feel useful]
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[it's an awful plan, she's just trying to feel useful]