[Lemony needs a lot more than Lifealert, Garry.] I'm f- [ahem] I'm fine, thank you. I didn't mean to cause you auditory distress, sir. .... If it's so dangerous to be here, why are you here, then? Aren't you terrified that they'll pull you back into the fold, a phrase which here means take away that Crest and make you do their terrible bidding?
I LOL'D. SO HARD. OMG.